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EDITORIAL PAGE

“Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.” – Voltaire

Here’s hoping for a more eventful 2021

       Say, we at the Crusader couldn’t help noticing what a boring and humdrum year 2020 has turned out to be. Nothing much of note really transpired as we entered the third decade of the new millennium, which is curious considering this had been a fairly interesting century so far. Until now, that is. Overall, an incredibly unremarkable year. Very disappointing. Boring. We expected so much more. Here’s hoping 2021 isn’t such a snooze fest.   
    
2019 at least had a few memorable moments, such as an impeachment and a tawdry college admissions scandal. It wasn’t much, but it seemed worth mentioning at least. Nothing of remotely comparable import seems to have occurred this year. Unless we overlooked something of course, but that does seem unlikely.
     It may well be that we were simply spoiled by all the incredible events that transpired on Joan De Arc Avenue back in the distant past. For instance that one time Carl Bueker spent money on a family vacation, or that singular occasion when Sue Bueker went out with her friends and returned home on time. Who can forget the day Insa the cat actually caught a bird? Or that miraculous visit to Neptune's Garden aquarium shop? Recent years simply cannot hold a candle to such momentous happenings engraved in perpetual memory.

     There is one thing we can all be certain of. Rest assured that if there is any breaking news of significance in 2021, the Crusader will be right on top of things. Hey guys, this is what we do.

LETTERS


 Some love for the Crusader’s WesTown web site

     Thank you for the history of my old shopping center. My family bought a house on 31st Avenue and Wethersfield in 1961. WesTown was a very big part of my childhood and for my 4 other siblings. We lived there until 1985, when my older brother bought a home in the area. Many memories, wonderful and not so much. Many nights us kids and others in the neighborhood would go up to the Amber Inn to drag our parents out. AJ Bayless was a meeting place in front of the butcher, getting meats cut and all the adults smoking. Oh the memories. Everyone had a passbook savings at VNB. Such simpler times. Thanks again for the history. Made me smile, made me sad, but made me glad I grew up in a small community!

                                                                                                                                            Deb Seay Marshall

     I just came across the Westown link and I literally have tears in my eyes. It brought back so many wonderful memories. My parents owned G&E TV, which was next to the Barber Shop. I spent my entire childhood in WesTown. I lived at 35th Ave and Cactus and attended Sahuaro and Moon Valley. I was a patient at the Medical Center, an account holder at Valley National Bank, an employee at TG&Y, a frequent customer at the Liquor store (for soda and candy) and the bookmobile. I could go on and on. Thanks for sharing these photos!

                                                                                                                                            Annette Smith Abraham

 Ed. Note – The WesTown Shopping Center tribute web site can be found here: http://www.westownshopping.com

 

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Chuck’s 2020 Holiday Gift Recipient Guide

      Hey, wasn’t that year 2020 like the longest two or three years ever? We’re finally near the end of this cursed year and I thought we’d never get here. Of course, that means it’s time for Chuck’s first ever “Annual Holiday Gift Receiving Guide.” Gift giving guides are a dime a dozen, and it’s too late for those anyway, so as a public service Chuck seeks to inform you on the finer points of proper gift acceptance.

                                                                                   Chuck’s 2020 Holiday Gift Recipient Guide
FOOD
If you receive food as a gift, it means you are probably old or maybe just oddly mysterious. The proper way to accept a gift of food is to loudly exclaim that the fruitcake (or whatever it is) is absolutely your favorite thing in the whole wide world, and if the food happens to be homemade you add: “…and yours is always the best!”

CASH
The protocol for accepting cash (and cash equivalents such as gift cards) is to pump both fists up and down with moderate force several times and proclaim “CHA-CHINGGG.” Avoid dated phrases such as “AH-OOOO-GAH” or “YOWZA” unless you want to start getting food gifts from now on.

CAT TOYS
Take several sniffs. Show no interest. Go back to licking your own butt.

DOG TOYS
Get really excited for about 30 seconds, figure out it isn’t food, abandon it for your favorite old toy.

CLOTHES
The rules for getting clothes is the same as for getting lottery tickets. Will it fit? Will I wear it? Do I feel lucky? Socks and underwear are cool, though. Make a random comment about the color.

VIDEO GAMES
A quality video game gifted by a trusted compadre must be accepted with the sworn promise to fulfill the quest to the very best of your abilities. You don’t have to get down on one knee to make this pledge, but it doesn’t hurt.

LOTTERY TICKETS
If you win big, you need to share some with the gift giver. Don’t worry, it’s never going to happen.

     Anyway, those are all of the important ones. Maybe next year I’ll add some more categories to round out the list. Don’t forget, it’s probably better to receive than give, so please get something good and have a very happy holiday season!

_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________JDA

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