Page A5 The Joan De Arc Crusader / Wednesday, December 24, 2003

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Crusader Crossword

Edited by J. Bueker

Across

1 See 10 Across

5 See 10 Across

10 Bueker feline

13 Empty sets

15 Belief

16 Adam’s ball and chain

17 Musty

18 Popular key on keyboard

19 Oxygen

20 Chef’s abbr.

21 With 23 across, drug store of yesteryear

23 See 21 Across

25 Former MVHS educator

26 Weakness

28 Display proudly

31 Florida city

32 Street north of Joan De Arc

33 Signs

34 Ladmo _____

37 Dark hue

38 Less than true

40 Welt

41 Limb

42 Rift

43 Relating to the arctic

44 Celebrities

45 Asian religion

46 Dearly departed Phoenix cinema

49 Nobleman

50 Defame

51 Cut in the bud, ala Deputy Fife

52 Nerve disease (abbr.)

55 Hubbub

56 Character in King Lear

59 Ten dollar coin

61 Rest room sign

62 See 63 Across

63 With 62 Across, tonight’s guest of honor

64 Bard’s before

65 Writing problems

66 Goes astray

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Down

1 An established organization (Abbr.)

2 Pecans

3 Smack

4 Laundry soap brand

5 Place

6 Actor Sean

7 Picnic pest

8 Ball holder

9 Creeks

10 Artist george

11 _____-garde

12 Cluttered

14 Placid

22 Still

24 Cicero’s seven

25 Destroy

26 Fish arms

27 Scan

28 Touch

30 Eager

31 One time Phoenix department store

34 Indonesian island

35 Alack’s partner

36 Seed

38 Tart custard

39 Incorporeal

40 Street south of Joan De Arc

42 Least fresh

43 3.26 light years

44 That girl

45 Blouse

46 Pick on

47 Down duck

48 Cut of beef

49 Italian currency

51 World org.

52 Seawood substance

53 Mumble

54 Fewer

57 Linda _____ George

58 Economic stat.

60 Lager

 

 

 

 

 

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Breaking News

“X-Ray Specs” dude kicks   

by J. Bueker

      Harold Von Braunhut, whose whimsical mail order inventions became comic book advertisement staples, died on Nov. 28 in Indian Head, Md. He was 77 years old.

     Von Braunhut was responsible, among other things, for the creation of X-Ray Specs, a fraudulent and yet very popular novelty toy that still sells to this day. First appearing in the 1960s, the Specs were promoted as a magical pair of glasses that could not only make possible the viewing of other people’s bones through their skin, but also their skin through their clothing. The allure of such a prospect for pubescent boys was often irresistible.

     Most purchasers of the product were in for a bit of a disappointment, however, as the only thing that could be seen through the glasses, no matter what one looked at, was a single bone. This apparently qualified the device as “an hilarious optical illusion.”

     Von Braunhut also marketed such delights as the famous dehydrated brine shrimp know as “Sea Monkeys” and miniature hermit crabs that he called “Crazy Crabs.” In all, he held a total of 195 patents.

     In a humorous side note, von Braunhut was a member of both the Ku Klux Klan and the Aryan Nations.

 

 

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Answers to Telephone Trivia on page A3:

1) The Russells

2) The Crisps

3) Howard and Lois Swaggerty