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“Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.” – Voltaire

 

JDA residents remember

     We could think of no better way to mark the golden anniversary of our street than to ask current and former residents to share their favorite remembrances of dear old Joan De Arc Avenue. Enjoy.

 

     The first things that come to my mind all have to do with the weather. The elephant-hide feet that could walk on hot cement and asphalt---nowadays I take a great deal of trouble to get rid of such things! Sailing "boats" down the gutters whenever it rained---we never stayed inside when it rained, it was so rare. Getting carried across Sweetwater Ave. by the school crossing guard one year when it rained a bunch. And, worst of all, the year it actually SNOWED in Phoenix and I had the chicken pox and was not allowed to go outside! Never saw it snow again 'til we moved to New Mexico.

Julie Mitchell Munday

 

     Still my favorites are the Sahuaro carnivals and the trick-or-treats with Carl Bueker in his Halloween mask sitting in a chair on the driveway with a bucket of candy. Others would be Konnie Russell playing the piano with her toes and a sleepover at the Russell’s with "One of These Nights" by the Eagles blasting on the stereo in a black light living room.

 – Jennifer Hesketh Boyle

 

     My favorite memory of Joan De Arc is the loving care and support I received from everyone the summer of 1969 when Bill was ill. I don't think I could have made it through that year without all the support I received. Prior to that time, I remember the lawn parties in the evenings, the coffee klatches many mornings, and the Christmas Eve get together at the Russell's to put together the girls' toys. Joan De Arc was by far the best neighborhood I have lived in.

Hazel Dickey

 

     When we all lived on Joan De Arc, we got together with our neighbors on a regular basis and saw a lot of each other during the week while the men were at work and the kids in school. One day at my house while we were having coffee, I showed my friends the Garnier coat of arms that my sister researched and painted for me in watercolor and then framed and sent us as a Christmas gift. This was my mother’s ancestry.

     I thought it had great novelty appeal and was a great conversation starter. Konnie Russell thought it was pretty hokey and said so. Well!

     When Carl came home that week from his travels, I told him about the incident. As usual, Carl knew exactly what to do.

     He asked me for an old pillow case and spent an entire afternoon painting the coat of arms on the pillow case in great detail. He cut out a hole for his head and ripped out the sides to get his arms through and wore the pillow case to the party that evening at the Russell’s.

     The pillowcase coat of arms was a big hit – everybody laughed and laughed and Carl wore it all evening long, and that was that! So there!

     Many years later, my sister-in-law and my neighbor did some research on the “Garnier” family. They discovered that the name had only been used for two generations in the 1840s-60s, when everything French was considered so “ooh-la-la.” John Garner actually came from England in 1649, and the family changed the name back to Garner after the Civil War.

     So the “Garnier” coat of arms was out the window, so to speak. Actually, I like the rampant lion on the Stewart coat of arms better anyway.

Barbara Bueker Stewart

 

     Most people on Joan De Arc would remember my sister and myself as “The Babysitters,” as they were either the people who hired us to do the job, or the reason we were hired to do it. I personally babysat for nearly every family on the street (at least the ones with kids younger than myself, and there were plenty of those); the Russells, Humphries, Dickeys, Mitchells and occasionally the Varners. I sat often for a family who lived a few doors down from the Wells, and all I can remember about this family is the dad drove a Chock Full ‘O’ Nuts coffee truck and they had a huge bible in their living room.

     One of my favorite memories from those days would be the day I babysat for the very first time. I was all of 10 years old, and someone actually thought I was responsible enough to be in charge of a kid even younger than myself. So I was hired to watch Kathy Mitchell for a few hours while her mom ran errands (Julie was not home; maybe she was with her mom). 

     The moment her mom closed the door, good ol’ Ladmo (as she was affectionately known on the street) began to beg for a snack. “My mom said we could have cookies,” she insisted.  Okay, I thought, let’s have some cookies. So I began to rifle through the cupboards until I found her favorites, and we dug in.

     When the cookies were gone, Kathy decided that her mom had also said we could have some ice cream. Wow, I thought, this is great!  So we chowed down on ice cream as well. We ended up going through every single sweet treat in every cupboard and hidden away in the Mitchells’ freezer, and whiled away a very pleasant afternoon, in my 10-year-old opinion.

     Of course when Mrs. Mitchell came home, she was horrified at my complete lack of control and my acquiescence to the wishes of her five-year-old. I think my mother got an earful as well, and it was a long time before I returned to the Mitchells to watch Little Miss Sweet Tooth.  “Oh, I was supposed to say ‘no’?”

     I still love cookies.

Barbie Bueker Formichella

 

     I’ll never forget the remarkable waves of tumbleweeds that would blow in from the fields surrounding Surrey Heights during summer dust storms in the early years on Joan De Arc. The things would absolutely inundate our street. One year, the Humphreys kids took advantage of the phenomenon and built a very cool fort on the east side of their house entirely from the weeds. I think the thing lasted for about a week. Hey, it was pretty dang impressive.

     A few random favorite memories: tossing the football with my dad out in the street in front of our house; the endless afternoons of fun playing Army, Man from U.N.C.L.E., Lost in Space, Star Trek and Time Tunnel with my Joan De Arc playmates; the sheer joy of the last day of school at Sahuaro each June; tetherball matches in the backyard; the family Jeopardy! tournaments; … well, I could go on and on and on…

John Bueker

 

     During the years while my mother was completing college, one of my chores around the house was the laundry. Now, I didn’t mind this so much, even with a big family. And even though we had a dryer, I often hung clothes out to dry on our clothesline. Mother loved the smell of clothes that had dried outdoors.  To me, they just smelled dusty.  One time I lost my grandmother’s gold ring out there. It took months for me to find it again.

     One hot day in August of 1969, I was doing my thing, taking down the dry laundry. The clickers (cicadas) were in full cry that day. Suddenly, one was inspired to fly across the yard where it became tangled in my long hair. It was making a horrible racket, and I was absolutely terrified! I couldn’t get it out of my hair, so I started to run, screaming and barefoot, to the arcadia door.

     Well, we had stickers (bullheads) in our grass, so as I was blindly heading for the house, I was also accumulating bullheads on the soles of my feet. To be honest, I don’t know how I survived. It was almost as bad as the time I ran out the front door, only to step on (and squish) a baby bird that had fallen out of its nest that was in one of those crazy Surrey Heights bird houses that were built into the façades of each house.

     That’s it. Hopefully I can think of a more upbeat memory the next time our esteemed editor comes up with this idea!

Susan Bueker Maselli Bielenda Strommen Nolan

 

     We had a pretty serious problem the day we moved in—blocked sewer drainage, which meant that any of our water usage, such as the shower, would not drain. We therefore used the tiny 4 x 6 foot cement slab outside the back door, along with the garden hose, to bathe each and every one of us.

     During this splash event, we could see all the way to Sahuaro School, since this was well before the other houses were built. We were later told the blockage was caused by wood chips and sawdust from the home building construction.

Bill and Helen Mitchell

 

     For many years I was in the habit, on the way home from school, of swinging myself around the Joan De Arc street sign pole that stood on the corner in the Humphreys' yard. As I was walking by, I'd grab it with my right hand, give a little hop, and orbit impossibly around the pole 2, 3 maybe even 4 times before having to touch down on the ground again. If I tried to do that now, I'd never leave the ground. Plus, I'd bend the pole.
    An odd, seemingly random memory, I know, but emblematic of the changes to the street and its residents over the years. I don't think a street sign even sits on that corner anymore.

Charles Bueker III

 

     I remember watching Marge Hesketh’s efforts to keep the birds away from her apricot tree when the fruit was ready.  The first year, it was a few strips of foil entwined with the fruit. Didn’t work. Next year, it was clay owls and rubber snakes. Didn’t work. Next year, it was a complete covering of the tree with little plastic bags that would sway in the breeze. Jean Humphries came walking down the street one day and said, “I see Marge’s plastic bag tree is blooming.”

     One morning, little Chris Dickey knocked on my door and said “Mrs. Russell, they’re picking potatoes!” He’d been riding his bike past the field to check on the harvest, so that we could go gleaning. Many of the neighborhood children gathered at my house around noon, all had their paper bags from A.J. Bayless, and off we went to the field to pick potatoes.

     Julie Mitchell started high school and went to history class. She came over one evening and asked me how Christopher Columbus had died; it was a question for extra credit. I was unable to answer the question for Julie, but her teacher revealed the answer at the end of that week – venereal disease.

     Lastly, there was John Bueker playing the drums on the Bueker’s brand new garbage cans and placing a “for rent” sign in his bedroom window, obviously destroying property values on the street.

Konnie Russell

 

     The bread man had a candy drawer in his truck with a large selection of sweets, and he had an infinite amount of patience as children made their selections. We also remember the ice cream man, who would short change the younger children, which irritated Red Russell, who chased the man down the street and strongly suggested that he increase his change-counting accuracy.

     There were the little black beetle bugs that were fun to collect in paper cups, and the locust noise in the Mulberry trees every summer. Oh yes, and our mud pies decorated with pyracantha berries.

The Russell Daughters

 

     I grew up on JDA in the '60s and '70s and as I look back, it was a great place to be raised! There were lots of kids on the street. We played hide-n-seek out front, did tumbling in the yard, drank water out of the hose, walked to Revco next to TG&Y and sat at the soda fountain and had an ice cream. Always cut through the Honeywell lot. Seems like we were always barefoot, too, running across the driveways to the next grassy yard. I loved it there...still do. You were lucky if you lived on that street.

Nancy Varner

   

GUEST COLUMN

Is one enough? Is three too many?

                                     By Pattie Leo Krohn

                                           (Honorary daughter of Barbara Bueker Stewart, Joan De Arc matriarch)

 

     Another shocking statistic from the London paper, The Sun: Of the thousands of people who attended Will and Kate’s wedding reception, absolutely no one was named Kate or Will. Uncannily, at the Sue and Dave reception, there were three women named Sue. Does this tell us that Susan was the most popular name for girls in 1952? What does it say about Catherine and William?

     We had Sue Nolan (née Bueker), Sue Bueker (née  Johnson) and Sue Engstrom (née Royce, also known as “Jane”, by which it is no coincidence that Sue Nolan has the middle name “Jane” as well as the title “Most Last Names of Any Member of the Clan”).  Sue E. (née R) was so fond of the name that her first daughter is named Susie.  Barbie Formichella (From  formi- ant and cella- a female member of a chamber orchestra, and thus we have “Aunt Barbie”) complains that Sue Nolan has “cornered the market” on girls’ names with Camille, Lauren, Sarah and Caroline.  She therefore named her daughter “Caille” (cf. Kali, Kaylee, Kayleigh). Second place winner Carol, in turn, named her daughter “Leah” which we all recognize as the Hebrew version of “Leigh”, not wanting to be obvious with “Kay.” It is noted that Barbie “cornered the market” with Colin and Cameron.

     When asked what I (Pattie) named my daughter (we do share the middle name, Leonora, the female version of Leonard,) I said, “Mollie,” which prompted a chorus of “Oh, I love the name Mollie! I have a dog/cat/hamster named Mollie!”

     But even that can’t compete with a threesome of Sues in one kitchen. Susan must have been the choice for girl’s names in 1952 and Molly the current choice for pets and who knows about Catherine and William, although we will now see a whole generation of them. QED.

  

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The origins of string theory on Joan De Arc

     When I was in fourth grade, I very briefly took up the violin.

     Why the violin, you ask? Well, the school encouraged us at that age to learn a musical instrument of some sort, and a violin was something my family already had sitting unused and free of additional charge. My sister had abandoned it some years earlier, and must have disliked it about as much as I was about to dislike it in the coming weeks, because my first memory of the thing is pulling it down from a pile of debris in the garage and blowing the dust from its battered case. After trimming some stray horse hairs from the frazzled bow, my father declared it a worthy instrument and so I began lugging it to school one day a week. By the way, nothing in this world says “torment me” like a violin case in an elementary school, no matter how much you pretend there’s a machine gun inside.

     I believe I attended exactly two violin lessons at Sahuaro. On the first day, the instructor stuck a silver star on the neck precisely where you would finger one of the strings to approximate a middle C note.  One week later, the lesson revolved around yelling at those of us who had clearly not practiced their middle C fingering enough (or in my case, at all). I decided at that moment that I had no love for this instrument, no will to practice it, and in the absence thereof, absolutely no desire to get yelled at on a weekly basis. And so the heinous family violin made its way back to the debris heap in the garage to bake for a few more years in the violin hell of the relentless Arizona heat.

     My musical career went into hibernation for some time after that, until the summer between 8th grade and high school, when my mom and I descended upon the Gold Bond Stamp store with enough books filled with sticky yellow rectangles to acquire a cheap red Spanish guitar. I enjoyed playing with this instrument and did well in the free summer lessons that the parks and rec department offered.  The instructor for that class was very helpful and encouraging, and gave us a great overview of the different musical styles you can play. I still play guitar to this day and consider it an essential element of my home mental health regimen.

     So what lesson can we draw from all of this? Is it that the choices we make in life should not be overshadowed by miserliness or mere convenience?  Could it be that we need to guard against incompetent musical instruction in our public schools?  Or that fourth graders need to be more assertive when faced with arbitrary decisions that can adversely affect their budding social status within the framework of a monolithic educational superstructure?!

     No, dear reader, the true lesson here is none of the above. The real take away from the foregoing narrative is simply this: violins SUCK and guitars RULE! 

     Now excuse me for a minute while I open up my machine gun… er… I mean GUITAR case…

____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ JDA

 

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