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/ Wednesday, July 2, 2003
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Buekers deserve our thanks
As we observe the 40th
anniversary of the Bueker's arrival in Phoenix today, we would all do well to
take a moment out of our busy day to remember just how invaluable these folks
were to the evolution of our beloved street. Why, were it not for the Bueker
clan, we might never have known how truly rewarding it can be to pronounce our
children's names backwards. We might never have encountered the concept of a
"Happy Unbirthday" or a "Mr. Wonderful." It might never have penetrated our
collective consciousness that "Insa" is actually a plausible name for a cat. Or
that a basketball game could be called "Razzy" with a straight face. Or that any
sense whatsoever could be made of an activity known as "time in, time out." Or
that a newspaper could, or even should, be named "Crusader."
Such is the timeless legacy of this unforgettable family of destiny.
Remember them this day.
Grasping at squaws
Piestewa Peak it is.
As our loyal readers are well aware, the Crusader opposed the hasty
decision to rename Squaw Peak. We felt that such a momentous change should not
be undertaken on the spur of the moment regardless of its arguable merits, or
the inarguable valor of Lori Piestewa. Since the change now appears to be a done
deal though, we have elected to jump squarely on the bandwagon and support the
governor's decision in the matter. Let's face it, journalistic integrity has
rarely been a hallmark of the Joan De Arc Crusader.
However, we do remain concerned about the ultimate fate of the word "squaw."
While some Native American experts insist that the word is an unsavory
pejorative term that should be dispatched to oblivion without delay, others
argue with equal passion that it is a perfectly honorable word.We feel that a
good compromise on this issue might be to rename a somewhat lesser Phoenix
landmark using the word "squaw." After all, fair's fair.
We therefore propose that the former Chris-Town Mall be renamed from its
silly, current appellation of "Spectrum Mall" to "Squaw-Town." This would pay
homage to the shopping center's original name while at the same time maintaining
the word "squaw" as a part of our local culture and heritage.
Squaw-Town. Has a ring to it, doesn't it? Just a thought.
Watch your kids
around water
It is clearly imperative that all
members of our community remain absolutely vigilant during the summer months to
protect our children around water. Accidental drownings remain a serious
problem in the Phoenix area, and our neighborhood is certainly not immune to the
potential for tragedy.
But let us not stop there. We must also monitor our children's behavior
when they are swimming in the pools with our permission and under our watchful
eye. Kids being who they are, there are many other unfortunate possibilities
for which to be on the lookout. To be rather blunt, parents need to be aware of
the signs of swimming pool unrinary dementia, or SPUD. Many people-- including,
sadly, some adults-- simply cannot resist the temptation to, in a word, wizz in
the pool.
Look for swimmers who suddenly develop a countenance of relieved
satisfaction for no apparent reason, or perhaps a look of guilty embarrassment.
A sharp eye may discern a slight yellowing of the pool water in the immediate
vicinity of a transgressor. No pool owner should tolerate this serious threat
to sanitary summer fun. We all have a solemn responsibility to fight SPUD.
Watch your kids (of all ages) around water! And watch the water, too.
LETTER FROM THE
EDITOR
Where is our
amusement?
by J. Bueker
Twenty long years have now elapsed since the demise of Legend City, which
just happens to be the precise length of time that the amusement park actually
existed on the eastern fringe of Phoenix at 56th Street and Washington. In all
that time, not a single serious entity has come forward to propose a replacement
for our ersatz western theme park. Not a one.
Sure, the exceptionally warm climate here presents unique challenges to the
ultimate success of such an enterprise, and to be sure, this factor is most
commonly cited as the final and inevitable nail in Legend City's coffin. 21st
century technology, however, is almost certainly up to the task of meeting these
formidable challenges. Creative air conditioning techniques and misting systems
can go a long way toward keeping the crowds cool even on the hottest summer
days, and assuming that there are worthwhile and exciting attractions to be
experienced, the crowds will surely come. Water park style amusements would
almost certainly be a prominent feature of any new park.
But wasn't Legend City, in the final analysis, little more than a cheesy
Disneyland rip off?
You're damn right it was, and it was our cheesy Disneyland rip off.
Hell, that was a big part of its charm. I suspect that nostalgic Arizonans would
flock to a new incarnation of the park, if it were properly done. Furthermore,
the numberless hordes that have descended upon the Valley since Legend City's
day will naturally be happy to have a bona fide, year round amusement park to
access for high quality fun, just as people in other big cities do. Castles and
Coasters just does not cut it, I'm afraid.
Phoenix is by far the largest metropolitan area in the known galaxy that
remains bereft of a major amusement park in its midst. This can and will change,
and I suspect that if we can resurrect the Cine Capri, then virtually anything
is possible.
The time for Legend City, an amusement park that clearly arrived way ahead
of its time, may yet be at hand.
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JDA
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